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Damn!!
PURE MOTHER FUCKING REVENGE
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in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
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cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
Andy, you are a God.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
(Source: dontgetcomfortable)
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